czwartek, 18 października 2012

Oh, Poland :D


So I was watching TV in the living room, minding my own business, when the news came on. Behind the reporter you could clearly see an muddy road with a lot of holes ( maybe I should mention that this happened in Poland, roads like that are nothing uncommon, Poles will understand ;)...), but the funny thing was, that the actual 'road' has been stolen, the asphalt has been stolen! I mean, how the fuck do you thieve the asphalt from a road? ASPHALT FROM A FUCKING ROAD!?! And then it got even better: The reporter shew other cases, in which other, rather unusual things, got robbed. Example? A bridge or even a 3 tanks! I mean, seriously, who steals asphalt from a road? :D

Dad:*facepalms*
Mum:*laughs*
Sis:*laughs*
Me:*laughing*
Sis:"See, mom, that's what people from Poland do, that's what Polish nationals do, you are one, too"
Mum:
Dad:
Me:*laughing*
Mum: "But you were born and raised in Poland"
Dad:
Sis:
Me:*laughing*
Mum:*laughing harder*

Btw: A part of this song was actually play in the background :D Can't believe it :D
(It's Polish, but one of the lines says: A Pole will rob you, a pole will get you :D)


                                                        Heard about the boys' new tattoos?



Greetings :)
~S


piątek, 12 października 2012

So proud of them!



Not bad Pepsi, not bad...

Drew Brees, The new sixth member of One Direction 

Haven't been posting anything in a long time now, sorry, but due to school I have a social life again (and actually it isn't that bad, or it shouldn't be that bad :D)

So I'm sure that everyone already heard this and watched the video at least a hundred times, but, oh well, here it is once again: (I have to say, that Louis truly learned his lesson...what did Harry say about the ride in the super cool VW in 'What Makes you beautiful'? Oh, yeah: "We got pulled over for driving too slow"...and in 'LWWY' it looked quite...fast...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh6EB2f8bIg&feature=related

(So proud of them!)

And because we all love this song soooo much, here some lines from LWWY:
'I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some
And live while we're young' 

;)

Aaaaaannnnd of course: "You gonna get out of bed then, or what?"

(One of the adventages living in Germany: 2 or 3 Week Holidays every two months :))) Two whole weeks! What a feeling! Yay! :D )


~ S

wtorek, 11 września 2012

Those who do not remember the past...

 My father died at 9-11. After he died I wouldn't go into his room for a year because it was too hard and it made me want to cry. But one day, I put on heavy boots and went in his room anyway. I miss doing taekwondo with him because it always made me laugh. When I went into his closet, where his clothes and stuff were, I reached up to get his old camera. It spun around and dropped about a hundred stairs, and I broke a blue vase! Inside was a key in an envelope with black written on it and I knew that dad left something somewhere for me that the key opened and I had to find. So I take it to Walt, the locksmith. I give it to Stan, the doorman, who tells me keys can open anything. He gave me the phone book for all the five boroughs. I count there are 472 people with the last name black. There are 216 addresses. Some of the blacks live together, obviously. I calculated that if I go to 2 every Saturday plus holidays, minus my hamlet school plays, my minerals, coins, and comic convention, it's going to take me 3 years to go through all of them. But that's what I'm going to do! Go to every single person named black and find out what the key fits and see what dad needed me to find. I made the very best possible plan but using the last four digits of each phone number, I divide the people by zones. I had to tell my mother another lie, because she wouldn't understand how I need to go out and find what the key fits and help me make sense of things that don't even make sense like him being killed in the building by people that didn't even know him at all! And I see some people who don't speak English, who are hiding, one black said that she spoke to God. If she spoke to god how come she didn't tell him not to kill her son or not to let people fly planes into buildings and maybe she spoke to a different god than them! And I met a man who was a woman who a man who was a woman all at the same time and he didn't want to get hurt because he/she was scared that she/he was so different. And I still wonder if she/he ever beat up himself, but what does it matter? 
This (quite long) excerpt was adapted from
~Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close~ by Jonathan Safran Foer

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Today, eleven years ago, hundres of lifes were taken away. With each of them a history vanished, and a future died. But we may not forget, that lifes are taken away everyday, it happens all around the world, out of reasons we will never know.

In Memoriam
09/11/
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        ...are condemned to repeat it.

                  ~George Santayana


Love
~S


sobota, 25 sierpnia 2012

środa, 22 sierpnia 2012

Wampir w rodzinie...

Ostatnio nasza biedna ciocia dowiedziała się, że jest w związku z najprawdziwszym wampirem! Współczujemy jej z całego serca... Ale nie mamy dla niej dobrych wiadomości... Dowiedziałam się, że w miejscowości w której mieszka, akurat na tej samej ulicy był kiedyś cmentarz... Co 100 lat straszą tam umarlaki... Droga ciociu, jeżeli to czytasz to powinnaś wiedzieć jeszcze o tym, że przed nawiedzaniem duchy wysyłają zza światów WAMPIRA!!!!! Wiedz o tym, że współczujemy ci z całego serca... A i jeszcze jedno - nie odwiedzaj nas w najbliższym czasie, bo nie chcemy, żeby ta straszna klątwa spadła również na nas...

wtorek, 7 sierpnia 2012

Just another surprise :D

After a directioner granny, and a directioner City comes another surprise: I found out, that a family member of mine had been married to a Pakistani with the (last) name Malik once! (But seriously: Why didn't I know that?) :D
I was born into a really unique family :D
Btw...have you seen this already? ;)
(--> Picture below)

Love,
-S


środa, 1 sierpnia 2012

What a week!

'Ello Loves!

Recently we were visiting my native town. It is just another city with its beautiful and less beautiful sides, just like any other city, too. I know that part of the city (we were in) quite well, or so I thought. Low and behold: I didn't! I found out that there is a confectionery called 'Malik'! :D So I can say, I grew up in a hipster directioner city, which knew Malik before it was cool ;)
After hours of shopping in the mall and failed attempts of mine to be helpful, we got home. My cousin decided to put some make up on my face and as I looked in the mirror I found myself laughing at myself, the make up looked horrible! So why not mess it up a bit more? ;) Eventually we both ended up with 'Harry give me some of your gravy' and 'I <3 wild Liam' (Remember our directioner Granny? That's what she said :D She likes the idea of a wild Liam) written on our foreheads. Besides we got unibrows, beards and some random doodles, followed by strange looks from our families :D But I mean you gotta live hardcore to be hardcore, right? ;)

That's it for now...
Love,
-S